Terrorist Attacks Jazware Village

Terrorist Attacks Jazware Village

JAZWARE - A terrorist attacked Jazware Village today at 1 PM. The attack killed 5 and injured 24. This was most of the town, not accounting for the 6 that were out of town.

Local officers arrested George Jetson on 3 counts for the crime (assualt, cheating on wife, and terrorism), he will stay in jail for the next 20 years.

This is the first attack on the village in the whole town was surprised when one of the most innocent men of the village was the terrorist responsible for almost killing the whole town. (See more of this story on Page 3)

This major terrorist attack first targeted Wanda Cosma, whom George was using to cheat on his wife. Later this caused two more targets, his wife and his robot maid.

This attack killed five including Rosie Jetson and Grandpa Smurf. Pictures of the victims killed are below:

George claims that he was giving a truck to Wanda as a gift, but Fred Flintstone started to flirt with her before he got there and George just about killed him. When Wanda likes the car, she makes it crash into George. After Wanda was taken to the hospital, George let Jane try the truck, but she ends up crashing into George too and gets killed and injures George. After that, Rosie tried to figure out how the thing works and crashes into a local house resulting in her death.

All of the victims that died were shocked to come back to life, after all "no one dies in Jazware Village!"

Peach Toadstool had so many patients that she needed to hire more people to work (see more on Page 4.)

Toadstool, John Marks, and Arnold Shortman are thinking about building a bridge over the cliff that the house fell off of, this will also connect the local hospital and the rest of the village better than just a sturdy rope bridge.

Written by: Seth Hamm, Peach Toadstool 

Seth Hamm's e-mail at: seth_hamm@jazwarevillagenews.com

Peach Toadstool's e-mail at: princess_peach_toadstool@jazwarevillagenews.com