Local Man Arrested For Attack on Village

JAZWARE - A local resident, George Jetson, was arrested for the attack on the village today. He was sentenced on 3 charges and will remain in jail for 20 years.

George claimed that his wife was constantly starting arguments and their marriage was ripping to shreds. He also said that he killed her to save his children from having to deal with this anymore.

Upon interview, Jane, his wife, said: "George just plain didn't care anymore, he didn't do anything and would yell at me when I told him to go have some time with his kids."

We also interviewed the rest of George's family, what they said is below.

"Dad didn't care about me anymore," Elroy, his 8-year-old son said crying. "He yelled at me all the time and didn't want to talk to me."

"Dad won't spend any time with me, he wouldn't drive me to the mall either," Judy, his 16-year-old daughter said. "and I really wanted that sparkling dress I seen in the magazine!"

"Uh-uh, uh-uh!" said his dog, Astro, when asked if George spent time with him.

"George was being such a slop," said his robot maid, Rosie. "He wouldn't clean up his trash and he wouldn't even put up his dirty clothes!"

Apparently George had been neglecting his family.

Written by: Peach Toadstool 

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